well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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