I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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