Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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