No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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