Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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