I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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