Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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