Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
well I can't set my house on fire every night
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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