so explain again why im purple
no
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Randomize
