Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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