woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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