i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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