You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
