champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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