i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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