I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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