I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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