i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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