I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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