Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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