i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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