Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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