So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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