i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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