So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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