physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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