You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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