you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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