That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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