We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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