i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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