we have pet lesbian snakes
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
