who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Randomize
