Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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