drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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