i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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