You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I am mentally ready for anal.
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