Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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