so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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