just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
two words: eviction party
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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