your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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