Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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