Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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