i need an iv and a liver transplant
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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