I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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