it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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