No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
is wine microwaveable?
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Can't talk, ducks in the car
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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