So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
