Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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