You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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