big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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