I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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