I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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