I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
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