All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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