I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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