I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
