what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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