Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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