yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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